From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-569799-187747
- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
- It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only
seems longer.
- Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
- A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a
beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow!
it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found
out..'
- Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if
you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
- A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up
your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies,
'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't
care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'
- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street
bald and still think they are beautiful!
- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to
interrupt her.
- If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would
you go to lunch or to a movie?
- A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.