From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
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Encyclopaedia Britannica

Seen in my local paper's "readers sales" section.

FOR SALE BY OWNER

Complete set of encyclopaedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition. $500 or best offer.

Reason for sale:- No longer required. Son turned fourteen last week. Now knows everything.

This news arrived on: 06/22/2009

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