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The Choice

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both came from good families. Both were equally attractive and well spoken. It was up to the senior partner to choose one, so he took each aside and asked, "Why did you become a lawyer?"

In seconds, he chose Paul. Baffled, Robert took Paul aside. "I don't understand why I was rejected. When Mr. Armstrong asked me why I became a lawyer, I said that I had the greatest respect for the law, that I'd lay down my life for the Constitution, and that all I wanted was to do right by my clients. What in the world did you tell him?"

"I said I became a lawyer because of my hands," Robert replied.

"Your hands? What do you mean?"

"Well, I took a look one day and there wasn't any money in either of them!"

This news arrived on: 06/15/2009

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Posted Comments:

06-29-2009 03:15

wrote:

with all that happening with money these days-might sure lawyers are making more enough to full both hands

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06-28-2009 08:23

007 wrote:

choice

some one you were alone in new world,after beauty show in magazines,and stage shows,in nude,in front of public,at this time only money is comming in your pockets,in small amounts,you choose this business.
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some one basicly you were great lawyer.
some one cheak new president wife,is high class,very very respect full lawyer.

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06-28-2009 02:35

wrote:

men should listen joke

hahah funni...!!!

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