The religious cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.

Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.

The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the ...Read More

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." Rodney Dangerfield

"When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." Molly McGee

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it ...Read More

"A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar." H. L. Mencken

"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties." George Clooney

"Today, ...Read More

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Teach him to use the Internet, and he won't bother you for weeks!

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, ...Read More

Will Ferrell talks about taking pictures with fans during halftime of a World Cup game, pitching Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby before knowing anything about NASCAR and working with Molly Shannon in his film ...Read More