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Reasons to Allow Drinking at Work

The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.

1. It’s an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress.

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don’t care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

15. If something does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.

This news arrived on: 10/20/2008

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Posted Comments:

11-03-2008 23:29

wrote:

Too bad RSPLASH doesn't write something more funny! Having a bad job sucks, and the drinking jokes were funny and true!

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10-27-2008 22:57

RSPLASH wrote:

Not really funny

I saw no humor in this joke. As a recovering alcoholic and AA member I can still judge this objectively: It simply isnt clever, I could write funnier lines, if I wished.

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10-27-2008 13:04

Lynneval L. Dixon wrote:

Drink drinks

Unbelievable !!!
Certainly there would be a lot of SEX.
UNBELIEVABLE !!!!

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10-27-2008 02:48

wrote:

ever hear of taking a chill pill ken

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10-27-2008 00:41

crystal wrote: