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Good Answer
Dr. Jones goes to the retirement home for his monthly rounds. He sees
Joe and asks him, "Joe, how much is three times three?" Joe responds
"59." He goes over to Tom and asks, "Tom, how much is three times
three?" Tom responds, "Wednesday." He finally goes over to John and
asks, "John, how much is three times three?" "NINE" replies John.
"That's right ...now how did you come to that answer?" "It was
easy...I just subtracted 59 from Wednesday!"
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Posted Comments:
11-05-2008 22:24
Lou wrote:
Good Answer
This is one of those delightful jokes that have just enough truth in them so that you are more likely to understand them the closer you get to the age of the characters in them. I thought it was very funny. I am almost of an age where I can see this happening to me, and some of my friends are already there. LOL