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Cat Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.

I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!

This news arrived on: 10/07/2008

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Posted Comments:

10-14-2008 18:34

ladyleo wrote:

cat prayer

PURRRRRRRFECT! Loved it.

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10-14-2008 16:39

wrote:

I'd save my prayers for other humans that are suffering all over the world.

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10-14-2008 16:36

Gail wrote:

Cute! Real cute!

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10-14-2008 15:20

Jones wrote:

Funny

This is the funniest thing!!! I have a cat and she has been starring at me like i am some freako maniac when I pray prayer in front of her!!!
Jones Kramer

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10-14-2008 14:57

bobbyr54 wrote:

Cat Prayer

Very cute, and wonderful, but it doesn't belong here. It belongs in a book of poetry.

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