Humor

/

Entertainment

Cat Prayer

on

Published in Jokes

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray this cushy life to keep.
I pray for toys that look like mice,
And sofa cushions, soft and nice.

I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,
And someone nice to scratch my back,
For windowsills all warm and bright,
For shadows to explore at night.

 

I pray I'll always stay real cool
And keep the secret feline rule
To never tell a human that
The world is really ruled by cats!


Comments

blog comments powered by Disqus
 

 

Comics

Diamond Lil Drew Sheneman Herb and Jamaal Ed Wexler Caption It Chip Bok