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Before it Starts

A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy in front of the TV and rudely tells his wife, 'Gimme a beer before it starts.'

She gives him his beer.

About 15 minutes later, he says again, 'Gimme a beer before it starts.'

She does.

A few minutes later, he asks again for a beer.

The wife says, 'Don't you think you're drinking too much beer? It hasn't been half an hour that you got here and you've already had two beers. I'm getting fed up with this.'

The husband looks up and mumbles, 'Now it starts.'

This news arrived on: 09/29/2008

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Posted Comments:

10-09-2008 18:00

yomomma wrote:

before it starts

Stupid, not even funny...shows the arrogant ignorance for an idiot...she should have poured the beer over his head and then said, "well, that ends it"

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10-09-2008 07:02

umarsy wrote:

tats funny

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10-09-2008 06:59

umarsy wrote:

hooooo,,thats funny

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10-08-2008 00:17

Plowboybuff wrote:

Beer Joke

Good joke. This is another twist on a similar joke that's been going around on the web. It's about a guy that goes in a bar and says "Gimme a beer before the trouble starts" several times. When the bartender ask him about the "trouble" he's talking about, he replies..."Because I don't have any money!"

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10-07-2008 20:54

wrote:

one of the only good ones in a long time great joke!

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