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Playing With Our Words

My wife was in labor with our first child. Things were going pretty well when suddenly she began to shout, "Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't!"

"Doctor, what's wrong with my wife?"

"Nothing. She's just having contractions."

This news arrived on: 09/29/2008

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10-01-2008 21:53

CC wrote:

Contractions is a double whammy! Maybe that's how labor contractions got it's name.

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10-01-2008 21:50

wrote:

It also means all those words that she wished she hadn't done to get her to this moment. Can't means, she can't take it any longer.This pain was not worth the original pleasure it brought. Then finally, she holds the child in her arms and KNOWS it was all worth it!

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10-01-2008 21:15

wrote:

To those who "DON'T get it"

Shouldn't, couldn't, wouldn't, didn't, can't are
CONTRACTIONS!!!!! You know, in grammar!!!

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10-01-2008 19:02

wrote:

that was cute

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10-01-2008 18:02

KC wrote: