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John Cleese: "This Is The Stupidest Show" | David Letterman
Upon the release of the film A Fish Called Wanda, John Cleese was a guest. I found the interview utterly hilarious, a fine piece of comedy. However, it was taken down from Youtube some years ago and it hasn't resurfaced since.
Ike Barinholtz Interviews His Dad Alan & Brother Jon Barinholtz
Guest Host Ike Barinholtz talks to his dad and brother about following him into show business, his dad Alan being a lawyer and then getting cast in “Jury Duty,” his brother Jon moving to LA and being cast in “Superstore,” and they honor Alan’s mother/Ike & Jon’s grandmother by reading some of her old journal entries.
Stephen And Kermit Ask The Big Questions
Kermit T. Frog stops by The Late Show to help Stephen T. Colbert ask the big questions.
Graham Norton Show Funniest Moments EVER
Graham Norton Show Funniest Moments EVER
How do you eat like that?
For true marshmallow lovers.
Cowboy and Bible
The religious cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "...Read more
Marriage Quotes
"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." Rodney Dangerfield
"When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason." Molly McGee
"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day." Mickey Rooney
"In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice...Read more
Politics Quotes
"A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar." H. L. Mencken
"Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties." George Clooney
"Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this guy is presidential material." Dave ...Read more
Give a Man a Fish
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach him to use the Internet, and he won't bother you for weeks!
Ploughing the Land
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in ...Read more
Will Ferrell Knew Nothing About NASCAR Before Talladega Nights, Does a Molly Shannon Impression
Will Ferrell talks about taking pictures with fans during halftime of a World Cup game, pitching Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby before knowing anything about NASCAR and working with Molly Shannon in his film The Hawk.
Comedian Keith Alberstadt’s Genius (And Terrifying) Hotel Mirror Prank | David Letterman
Comedian Keith Alberstadt wins over the crowd with his hilarious take on bizarre balding patterns, his friends weaponizing pay-per-text billing against him, and a flawless hotel prank designed to terrify a very specific demographic. (Air date: 2/6/2009)
Kermit the Frog on Return of The Muppet Show, Working with Seth Rogen & Vacation with Magic Johnson
Kermit talks about coming back to television with “The Muppet Show” on ABC and Disney+, guest hosting for Johnny Carson, vacationing on Magic Johnson’s yacht, meeting Kaley Cuoco backstage, working with Seth Rogen, what he would do if he hadn’t gotten into show business, having a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and advice he would ...Read more
Conan Visits The American Girl Store | CONAN on TBS
Forget tea parties. Conan makes his own special American Girl Doll and shares an awkward, boozy lunch with it.
Matt Damon's Screams Terrified The Odyssey Co-Star Robert Pattinson
Matt Damon talks about supporting Argentina during the 2026 FIFA World Cup, accidentally scaring Robert Pattinson with his character prep for The Odyssey and what it was like to squeeze into a real trojan horse for the film.
Gun Control?
Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. That'd be it. Every time someone gets shot, people will be like, ''Darn, he must have did something. Shoot, they put $20,000 worth of bullets in his butt.''
People would think before they ...Read more
The Last Five Dollars
I don't know if you've ever had only five dollars in the bank, but guess what -- you can't get it out. You can't. You can visit your five dollars, you can call it on the phone, but you can't get it out.
England's West Country
England's West Country is known for its charming cottage- like shops. While visiting the area, my friend peered in through one window to see shelf upon shelf of interesting- looking books. So she went inside.
A woman appeared though a beaded curtain and asked, "Can I help you?"
"No, just browsing," said my friend.
"Fine," came the reply. "But...Read more
Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer
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It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And ...Read more
Worm Remedy
Joe's chemistry teacher wanted to teach his ninth grade class a lesson on the evils of liquor so he produced a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Observe" he told his class as he began to put one of the worms in the glass of water. This worm swam about freely and looked as happy as can be.
He then put the second worm in ...Read more
