From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-403774-360111
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one
another for some time. After inquiring about each other's health one
asked how the other's husband was doing.
"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage
for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in
the middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm very sorry." replied her friend "What did you do?"
"Opened a can of peas instead."