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Make Me One with Everything

A Buddhist monk, visiting New York City for the first time in twenty years, walked up to a hot dog vendor, handed him a twenty dollar bill, and said, “Make me one with everything.”

The vendor pocketed the money, and handed the Buddhist monk his hot dog. The monk, after waiting for a moment, asked for his change. The vendor looked at him and said, “Change comes from within.” With a wistful smile, the monk walked away.



This news arrived on: 09/01/2008
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Posted Comments:

09-09-2008 11:12
wrote:



The joke should have stop with "Change comes from within." Maybe then it would not have been so bad



09-08-2008 20:08
Cornball wrote:

reldats 3

This is a dumb joke



09-08-2008 20:07
Cornball wrote:

OK

I understand the "Buddhist" theory and all that happy horse sh** . Now - what happenned to his change again ?



09-08-2008 10:15
reldats 3 wrote:

One with Everything.

To Jack J:
Fun comment.
Short-sighted review



09-08-2008 10:11
reldats 3 wrote:

MAKE ME ONE WITH EVERYTHING

Roger,for the explanation, go to Wikipedia and write in "Buddhism". They strive to be one with the world; i.e., "everything".

Rather one of the site's better jokes, actually.




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