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Phrases of Wisdom
- Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
- No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
- A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
- Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.
- Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
- Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
- There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
- Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
- By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
- Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
- Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
- Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
This news arrived on: 09/01/2008
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Posted Comments:
10-16-2008 00:14
MRTX Phil. wrote:
LIFE LIKE THAT
THATS THE WAY IT IS.....
09-23-2008 02:09
hiya wrote:
phrases of wisdom
Commonsense isn't so common.
09-08-2008 10:07
John U.K. wrote:
Phrases of wisdom
Looks like it should have been called 'Phrases of women' - because most are stupid and lame, and stand opposed to logical thought and eating sensibly.
'Men are from earth, women are from earth - deal with it' - is the most insulting. The message is actually, DON'T deal with it but accept it. Just accept promiscuity, infidelity, teen and single mothers, STDs, broken homes and marriages, rape,suicide, and the throat-slashed prostitute in the ditch.
Who was John Gray's book aimed at but women? Men try to make an effort; what do women do?
'Men are from earth, women are from earth - deal with it' - is the most insulting. The message is actually, DON'T deal with it but accept it. Just accept promiscuity, infidelity, teen and single mothers, STDs, broken homes and marriages, rape,suicide, and the throat-slashed prostitute in the ditch.
Who was John Gray's book aimed at but women? Men try to make an effort; what do women do?
09-08-2008 01:51
whiteboy wrote:
truth for ammunition
Q. Does the Devil remind you of your past?
A. Remind him of his future!!!
A. Remind him of his future!!!
09-07-2008 20:42
wrote:
"Life is so peculiar; you get so wet in the rain, you get so hot in the sunshine, it doesn't pay to complain."
Remember this little tune, from some years back?
Remember this little tune, from some years back?
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