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Cletus' Order

Cletus walks into a building and goes up to a lady and says "Can I have a cheeseburger, fries and a shake?"

The lady looks at him dumbfounded and says, "Cletus, this is a library."

So Cletus moves closer and whispers, "Can I have a cheeseburger, fries and a shake?"



This news arrived on: 09/01/2008
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Posted Comments:

09-06-2008 20:35
Carol wrote:

Ordering a burger

First there were the Little Moron Jokes.
Then came the Polack Jokes.
After awhile there were Dumb Blonde Jokes (which were written by jealous brunettes!)
Recently the Bubba and Billy Bob Epics began...
(most of them were pretty funny!)
But this guy, Cletus, I've never heard of before, and HOPE THIS IS THE END OF HIM!



09-06-2008 20:05
wrote wrote:

didnt get it............

didnt get this joke....... it really is a dumb one,



09-05-2008 13:12
G wrote:



Joke is dumb and the English teacher is rude - - note, I do believe everything is spelled correctly



09-05-2008 12:19
bluebird wrote:



This is one of the dumbest jokes I have ever heard.



09-05-2008 06:26
wrote:



At least Cletus knew that a library means keep your voice down!!




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