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The Understanding Father

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him about sex.

Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He covers a wide and varied assortment of topics and sub topics and by the time he's finished, his daughter is somewhat awestruck with this sudden influx of bizarre new knowledge.

Her father finally asks, "So what did you want to know about sex for?"

"Oh, mommy said to tell you lunch would be ready in a couple of secs."



This news arrived on: 08/26/2008
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Posted Comments:

09-08-2008 20:18
wrote:



Eek! I would not like to have made that mistake. Ouch.



09-07-2008 00:37
rajavenugopal31 wrote:



must be careful while talking to childrens



09-03-2008 20:34
amelia wrote:



Note to all: be carefull what you say to a child, what they want to know might not be what you think it is.



09-02-2008 16:14
wrote:



Funny! So the little girl got way more than what she bargained for. What's she going to do with all that new information now? Did any of it sink in?



09-02-2008 12:01
Gloria wrote:



So, lunch would be ready in a couple of secs and this was at least half an hour ago.




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