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Parking Spaces

A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read:

"I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note.

"I've circled this block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."

This news arrived on: 08/26/2008

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Posted Comments:

09-01-2008 06:47

Lisa wrote:

Parking Spaces

I thought this was a cute joke and I will love to tell it to someone

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08-31-2008 17:53

amelia wrote:

I feel sorry for those people who have had to go through something like this. Hopefully nobody gets mad at the police officer, after all: "Let you who is without sin cast the first stone."

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08-31-2008 15:47

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Lead us not into temptation and forgive us our tresspasses.....for thine...

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