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10 ways to know if you have PMS

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says, "How's my driving - call 1-800-***-****."
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
8. You're counting down the days until menopause.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

This news arrived on: 08/25/2008

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11-19-2008 07:58

wrote:

yo, there is a god. he's man. the joke was ok, except for that part

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09-17-2008 07:31

Angelic Taurus wrote:

10 ways to know u have PMS

Thank you tortuga 46. I know that jokes with God in them can hit some ppl in the wrong spot, but come on ppl, I am a Cristian woman, and I know a joke from the truth. I don't think God would mind us getting a little laugh at his expence, after all, he wants us to be happy. It's all in good fun.

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08-28-2008 10:37

tortuga46 wrote:

joke about God and man

I understand the relationship of what you meant to say. God played a joke on women, so he must be a man. I agree with it all and could add a few. But they may be offensive to some readers. But then, we understand this because we are rednecks and can take a joke with the best.

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08-28-2008 06:01

DESTINYLOVE wrote:

10 WAYS TO TELL PMS

I LIKED THE JOKE EXCEPT FOR THE PART THAT REFRENCES BETWEEN GOD AND MAN !!

THERE IS NO COMPARISON GOD IS PERFECT AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A PERFECT MAN - OR - WO-MAN !!

BESIDES MAN IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR PMS- EVE IS THE ONE WHO WAS TEMPTED BY THE SNAKE AND ATE THE APPLE AND THAT IS WHY ALL US WO-MANS GET PMS !!

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08-27-2008 21:31

wrote:

10 Ways to know u have pms

there is a GOD and he is real. I dont like that sentence u made. that is not a sign u have pms. what were u thinking? That is not a joke at all.

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