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The River

A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! "If I had all the beer in the world, I’d throw it all into the river."

With greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d throw it all into the river."

And finally he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d throw it all into the river, too!"

As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, "For our closing hymn, let us sing number 365:"

"Shall We Gather at the River."

This news arrived on: 08/25/2008

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Posted Comments:

09-07-2008 17:24

wrote:

This was the best joke...i was cracking up i couldn't stop laughing i gotta give props.

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09-05-2008 10:04

Edwin Muga. wrote:

The River.

Super.

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08-30-2008 21:05

G.I.Smart wrote:

You might not want to drink the river water, but if you like the smell of liquor, just go in and get your hair wet and you'll smell like it for days or at least til your next shampoo.
(Also if you notice some drunk wild life, you'll know why.)

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08-30-2008 13:15

wrote:

lol, very nice :D

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08-30-2008 12:09

leanna wrote:

the river

wha time is happy hour???

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