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Last Rites

The priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night.

Whispering firmly, the priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of his evil!"

The dying man said nothing so the priest repeated his order.

Still the dying man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

This news arrived on: 08/25/2008

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09-03-2008 20:31

littletexkitty wrote:

Yeah, right!!!
Watch him head into pergatory!

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09-02-2008 20:05

wrote:

Good play on words, Reynold.

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09-02-2008 16:02

wrote:

You mean, if you don't agravate the devil now, you're hoping he won't agrivate you later. Sorry, it doesn't work that way. Once you're in his clutches, he calls the shots. I won't say LOL. If that's where you're going, there's nothing funny about it

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09-02-2008 09:46

reynold wrote:

last rites

Very funny...but the priest should have read him his RIGHTS first.

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09-02-2008 04:32

wrote:

Lol.That's keeping your opsions open!

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