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Battery Warranty

An angry motorist went back to a garage where he'd purchased an expensive battery for his car six months earlier.

"Listen," the motorist grumbled to the owner of the garage, "when I bought that battery you said it would be the last battery my car would ever need. It died after only six months!"

"Sorry," apologized the garage owner. "I didn't think your car would last longer than that."

This news arrived on: 08/25/2008

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Posted Comments:

08-27-2008 23:19

M.C.Dunn wrote:

Battery Betrayal

This seems like a case of the be careful with the ones you tend to trust.

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08-27-2008 17:31

jokelover wrote:

funny.

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08-27-2008 11:09

wrote:

lmao

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08-27-2008 08:23

Bob Nash wrote:

Battery Betrayal

This one brings back memories of a clunker I had.
And my mechanic admitted -- after this sort'a set
of circumstances -- he anticipated I'd trade the
car sooner than I did. So he said, "....he felt
he'd never have to worry about the life of that
battery since I'd trade it away." Here, years
afterwards, I smile in fond remembrance for
Steve who helped me savor the thought of a free
ride long after my car had been paid for.

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08-27-2008 05:56

schiznet wrote:

Battery lifespan

Hey, this sounds like ol' Betsy!

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