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Don't Have Anything

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any small note-books?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any mechanical pencils?"

"Nope, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman feels her stomach rumbling and asks, "Do you have Doritos? Nachos?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry. Don't have that."

"My God!" the woman shouts, "If you don't have anything, you should close the store!"

The manager shrugs, "Don't have the key."

This news arrived on: 08/25/2008

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Posted Comments:

08-30-2008 00:15

bobbyr54 wrote:

a laugh

This was a great joke. At least it had a punchline, unlike that previous joke about who's birthday. That one left you hanging, at least this one gives an ending, and it is a funny one. Those people who found this one not funny and the last one funny have a very strange and bad sense of humor.