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Third Baby

When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three year old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," she replied, "but what is growing in your butt?"



This news arrived on: 08/25/2008
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Posted Comments:

09-09-2008 15:39
lulu wrote:

third baby

yea it made me laugh, I dont see it coming from a three year old, but yea gotta laugh and not act like we have a broom stuck.



09-09-2008 10:37
CHOC wrote:

Third baby

HOW FUNNY! SO CUTE!

john u.k.: please cool out, it's only a joke, you made it seem like it was a topic on Oprah.



09-05-2008 10:26
james wrote:

john U.K.

lighten up dude it's just a joke



08-30-2008 00:20
bobbyr54 wrote:

What?

I guess you have to be a mother or father to understand this one, because I don't get it.



08-29-2008 16:36
greg wrote:



my child, who is 3, has said her mommy was fat before




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