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Controlling Spouses

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,

"Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"

The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."

The first two guys were amazed. "What happened then?" they asked.

"She said, 'Get out from under the bed and fight like a man'."

This news arrived on: 08/18/2008

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08-29-2008 01:06

Controling Spouses wrote:

Spouse

Funnnyyy stuff!! At least one of the three had the nerve to admitt it.

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08-28-2008 13:33

Traveler wrote:

I thought I was on a joke page? Go post your negative thoughts some where else sheesh!!

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08-28-2008 12:43

karen wrote:

not hat good a 6

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08-28-2008 10:48

tortuga46 wrote:

People lighten up. It's just a joke. I've done this to my late husband and my current husband. Everyone had a laugh. This is just human nature to poke fun at themselves or others. I laugh at all jokes.

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08-28-2008 08:38

bah-humbug wrote:

Would the PC police back off, it's just a joke.
By it's nature, a joke pokes fun at something or someone.

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