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Coffee Joke
A guy walks into Dunkin' Donuts. He says, "Excuse me, miss. How many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?"
She says, "I think it's a seven-cup thermos."
He says, "All right...give me two black, three cream and sugar."
Missing School
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends. So she waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself.
"Hi, I'm calling to report that Alice is unable to make it to school today because ...Read more
Beethoven's Ninth
The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one.
After slamming several beers in quick ...Read more
Vet Cure
A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.
The doctor asked her all the usual questions: what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc..
Suddenly, she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind of questions: I can tell what's wrong just by looking." She smugly added, "Why ...Read more
Conan Gets His Own G.I. Joe Doll | Late Night with Conan O’Brien
(Original airdate: 9/8/99) Conan visits Hasbro's headquarters in Cincinnati to join the search for someone who possesses all the qualities of G.I. Joe.
Alison Brie Became Larry David's Doppelgänger While Filming Masters of the Universe
Alison Brie talks about playing Evil-Lyn in Masters of the Universe, the unique hairstyle she had to wear while filming the movie and what it was like to meet Pope Leo XIV.
Robert Smigel and Jim Downey introduce David Letterman to our newest fake sponsor
In a continuation of last week's episode, Robert welcomes a new fake sponsor with David Letterman and Jim Downey. Then Robert and Jim connect Burak with legendary late night writer Steve O'Donnell and find out how Burak's fan letter turned out.
Jeremy Allen White on Double Booking Baby Yoda for His Daughter's Birthday & The Bear Ending
Jeremy talks about texting with Bruce Springsteen, summers in Brooklyn when he was growing up, taking his daughters back to the East Coast, regressing when he's around his parents, his daughter Dolly loving "Baby Yoda” and double booking two Grogu puppets for her birthday party, the final season of The Bear, what he stole from set, and still ...Read more
Still Raining? The Cast Of Four Weddings & A Funeral On The Graham Norton Show
FourWeddingsAndAFuneral! Hugh Grant, RowanA tkinson, Kristin Scott Thomas and AndieMac Dowell share their most CHARMING moments from our sofa! Watch the stars behind this beloved British rom-com reminisce about the film that defined a generation! 🇬🇧😂 From weddings to funerals and everything in between, it's pure cinematic GOLD! is it ...Read more
Amanda Peet on Her Best Friend Sarah Paulson, Being Cancer Free & Becoming a Doctor
Amanda talks about being diagnosed with breast cancer last fall, being cancer-free now, being best friends with Sarah Paulson (and she FaceTimes her to prove it!), and she talks about becoming a doctor - all while being on the popular show “Your Friends & Neighbors” which was just renewed for a third season.
P!NK Is Terrified of Heights Despite Her Habit of Doing Aerial Performances
P!NK talks about hosting the 2026 Tony Awards, the time she bribed a lawyer with a signed copy of her first album and her habit of doing aerial stunts despite having a fear of heights.
Robin Williams & Martha Stewart Can't Stop Laughing While Cooking Tacos
Robin Williams and Martha Stewart can't stop laughing while cooking up skirt steak tacos together.
Rowan Atkinson is Doctor Who | Comic Relief
Doctor Who Comic Relief Special starring Rowan Atkinson, Richard E Grant, Hugh Grant, Jonathan Pryce and Joanna Lumley.
Batman Wants To Join The Marvel Universe | CONAN on TBS
Batman is sick of the perpetually rainy and depressing DC Universe; he'd rather have a seat at the Avengers' table.
Join the Army of the Lord
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door, as he always is, to shake hands. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How ...Read more
Retirement Party
The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, so later he could remember how his staff "miss" him. Most people are writing standard phrases like, "Without you, the ...Read more
Burst Pipe
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600.
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!"
The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I ...Read more
Grading The Essays
A professor was grading the essay finals he had just given his class and opened the exam book of a failing student to reveal blank pages and a $100 bill. The only thing written in the book was "$100 = 100% - I get an A."
A month later, the student approached the professor. "I don't understand," he said. "I failed the course. Didn't you read my ...Read more
