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University Drive
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high
school intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive
please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."
Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the twelve
hundred students who went to move 26 cars, return to class."
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Posted Comments:
08-07-2008 22:25
wrote:
So, where did they all go and how many are stuck in snow?