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Norwegian in Fargo

A Norwegian took a trip to Fargo, North Dakota. While in a bar, an Indian on the next stool spoke to the Norwegian in a friendly manner.

"Look," he said, "let's have a little game. I'll ask you a riddle. If you can answer it, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't then you buy me one. OK?"

"Ja, dat sounds purty good," said the Norwegian.

The Indian said, "My father and mother had one child. It wasn't my brother. It wasn't my sister. Who was it?"

The Norwegian scratched his head and finally said, "I give up. Who vas it?"

"It was ME," chortled the Indian.

So the Norwegian paid for the drinks.

Back in Sioux Falls the Norwegian went into the bar and spotted one of his cronies.

"Sven," he said, "I got a game. If you can answer a question, I'll buy you a drink. If you can't, you have to buy me vun. Fair enough?"

"Fair enough," said Sven.

"Ok," the Norwegian said, "my father and mudder had vun child. It vasn't my brudder. It vasn't my sister. Who vas it?"

"Search me," said Sven. "I give up, who vas it?"

The Norwegian burst out, "It vas some Indian up in Fargo, North Dakota!"

This news arrived on: 07/29/2008

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Posted Comments:

08-12-2008 08:03

Alexander D greatest wrote:

norwegian fargo

funny'real funny.

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08-09-2008 19:30

U N Kown wrote:

Norweigan & Indian

PFttttttttttttttt!!

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08-07-2008 14:53

Sam Der Man! wrote:

The Norwegian Joke! Har HAAARrr!

One Norwegian was walking down One side of a Sidewalk,and Another Norwegian was walking,going the opposite Direction. They Knew Each Other,and said the normal Pleasantries,when Kjell asked Bjorn What He was doing. "I Vas Shopping!" "Vat did You Buy?" "I Bought Me Zum Chickens!" "Oh YEAH? How Many?" "I Tell You WHAT, My Friend! If You can Tell me How many Chickens I Haf in My Shoppeeng Bag, I'll Give you BOTH of Zem!" The Bewildered Norwegian Scratched His Head..."Three?"

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08-07-2008 11:23

Adso wrote:

Very FUNNY!!!

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