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Dog Rules

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

This news arrived on: 07/29/2008

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Posted Comments:

09-17-2008 07:05

Mehdi wrote:

Is this a joke?

The author must have forgotten that jokes are supposed to make people laugh not cry.

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08-16-2008 17:38

djino 357 wrote:

ignorants

THIS IS NOT ABOUT A DOG,IT'S ABOUT MEN...WOMEN SHOULD ASK AROUND B4 GETTING UNDER THE COVERS WITH(CHEATING,WANDERING MEN)

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08-09-2008 11:06

John U.K. wrote:

Dogs

Can be true although I know some owners who insist they don't allow their dog/s to go in all rooms or get in bed but maybe they were new to keeping dogs!

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08-08-2008 05:22

wrote:

dog Rules

I'm a dog lover.. so i think thises are really good. I truly did enjoy them. Than you.

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08-06-2008 22:07

Ian wrote:

KEEP GOING 'WROTE'. YOU'LL GET IT WRIGHT, OR WRITE, OR RIGHT EVENTUALLY.

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