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Incredibly Dumb
- Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up.
- An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
- A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."
- A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.
- Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."
This news arrived on: 07/29/2008
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Posted Comments:
08-06-2008 22:59
jimmy s wrote:
my wife called me extremely upset from the grocery store stating that she had a basket full of groceries and was unable to get her car door unlocked. confused, I asked her why the door wouldn't open. she stated that the battery in her remote lock control must be dead. I asked did you try the key. she immediately hung up. when she arrived home all she said was, don't say a word.
08-06-2008 20:31
Linda wrote:
Intellegance
IT JUST AMAZES ME HOW MUCH THERE IS A LACK OF INTELLIGANCE. AND DUMB LIKE A FOX.
08-06-2008 14:50
g.e.w. wrote:
all
NOT FUNNY PALUA
08-06-2008 03:08
Fearful Ralph wrote:
No, John, the kidnapper withdrew the money from the kidnapper's account not from the kidnappee's account.
And, no name, the guy in Oakland was in regular civvies along with all the rest of the lookie-loos.
And, no name, the guy in Oakland was in regular civvies along with all the rest of the lookie-loos.
08-06-2008 01:40
wrote:
So what did that guy in Oakland do? Kill a cop that was in the backyard, put on HIS clothes, and then walk around the block and join the cops calling to the empty house???
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