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"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."

"And did he?"

 

"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."


 

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What kind of food do maths teachers eat?
Square meals!

The food in our school canteen is perfect.
If you're a bug!

An ideal homework excuse
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: Our puppy ...Read More

Dusty Housekeeping

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My mom is a less than fastidious housekeeper.

One evening my dad returned home from work, walked into the kitchen and teased her, "You know, dear, I can write my name in the dust on the mantel."

Mom turned to him and ...Read More

First Apartment

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Having moved into his first apartment, our son invited my husband and I for a visit.

As we walked in, our son asked if we'd like a cold drink.

Mentally patting myself on the back for teaching him to be such a gracious ...Read More

For The Kids...

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aardvark!
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a hundred miles for one of your smiles!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Aaron!
Aaron who!
Aaron on the side of caution!

Mathematician...

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Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician goes down to the bar, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl who isn't there if he can buy her a drink.

The bartender, who is used...Read More

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