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A Plausible Explanation

One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?"

God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create."

So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?"

"I did that, Adam, so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?"

"I did that Adam so that you could love her."

"Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?"

"Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."



This news arrived on: 07/21/2008
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Posted Comments:

07-30-2008 20:55
kr wrote:

a plausible explanation

hahaha... lol guys!



07-25-2008 11:13
TLoc wrote:



Let's not get overly deep or sensitive about the joke. That's what it is...a joke....a FUNNY one!



07-25-2008 07:18
shantha wrote:

e-mail regarding plausible explanation.

Adam & eve are the first man & woman god created ; the progeny was created later {humanity]on, as it is true, eve is delicate , apples are abundant and god came in her dreams", he said , eat the apple which can make you look gracious and great!



07-24-2008 23:27
adam wrote:

adam

to funny and so true. tereze



07-24-2008 20:21
wrote:



Women are smarter than men,...and I am a man. Women are mentally and emotionally smarter and stronger than men. I observe this growing up,I think that's why men been opressing women since the begining of time.




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