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Anderson Consulting: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.
This news arrived on: 07/21/2008
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Posted Comments:
08-11-2008 23:48
csimmons22 wrote:
HILARIOUS!
...but you had to have worked in the business to get it. I spend several years at EDS and Gallagher Insurance, and both times I had to deal with Andersen Consulting. Being familiar with their services, this is exactly what you get from them when you ask a simple question. It's not making fun of the chicken, it's making fun of AC!!!
07-27-2008 16:22
Ginny - Illinois wrote:
Why did the chicken...
Too long, dumb, stupid - not worth my time. P.S. I'm 70 years old, have heard many, many, many, jokes in my lifetime - some good, some bad. This one was B A D!
07-24-2008 13:10
John wrote:
Rooster
I always believed the chicken crossed the road,to meet her dream rooster on the other side??
07-24-2008 09:16
KAN wrote:
Lengthy
It was too long and thus could not read all of it.Summarise next time.
07-24-2008 00:47
Ian wrote:
For everyone who thought this was too long, stupid or boring; realise that this is exactly how local, state and federal beaurocrats and elected officials spend their time, claiming to be "working hard" on your behalf.
And you pay them to do this!!
And you pay them to do this!!
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