The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had...Read More

Texas has so many inmates on its Death Row, they finally had to start executing them two at a time.

On this day, a cowboy and a biker are brought to receive their sentence.

The warden asks the cowboy if he has a Final ...Read More

Little Joe walked into his dad's study while his dad was working on the computer.

"Dad," said Joe, "Remember when you told me you'd give me twenty dollars if I passed my math test?"

Dad nodded.

"Well, the good news is ...Read More

- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

- Never quit until you have another job.

- Work harder slaves!

- The beatings will continue until morale improves.

- If you can read this, you're not ...Read More

A patient complained to his doctor, "I've been to three other doctors and none of them agreed with your diagnosis."

The doctor calmly replied, "Just wait until the autopsy, then they'll see that I was right."

Juliette Lewis talks about the audience doing call-and-response during The Rocky Horror Show on Broadway, performing with a busker in Central Park and filming Over Your Dead Body in Finland.