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Shaping Up for a Good Excuse

This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.

"Not according to my radar," the officer replied.

"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.

"No you weren't!" the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said,

"Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."

This news arrived on: 06/23/2008

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Posted Comments:

06-27-2008 03:00

wrote:

the police could offer the man a deal to have a ticket or give him his wife

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06-26-2008 03:17

wrote:

Would you please speak English, so we can all understand?!!

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06-25-2008 18:16

ICUC wrote:

Don't go blaming the wife. He' the one that got drunk and was driving. OK, so she told on him. Perhaps not so smart but in the long run it might be the best thing for him. Lock him up and dry him out! OK! I know it's a joke and yes, it was cute and funny.

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06-25-2008 15:56

amelia wrote:

I think she led him to drink, but she also let him drive drunk. And he's stupid enough to argue with a police officer. So, I think they should both get a ticket and a night in a jail cell together.

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06-25-2008 11:19

aarca Max wrote:

jokes

You should't drink&drive. But a good joke anyhow.

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