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Defining Characteristics

...of Slow People

1. Slow people always walk side by side, even if they don't know each other.

2. They drive side by side, too. If they can't find another slow driver to pair up with, they drive in the fast lane.

3. Slow walkers never look back. When they drive, they never look in their rear view mirrors, either.

4. Slow people drift sideways so they'll block the path of anyone trying to pass them. If two people or vehicles are trying to get around them at the same time, they drift into the path of the one that is moving at the highest speed.

5. Follow behind a slow person in the grocery store and you'll wind up with soggy ice cream every time.

This news arrived on: 11/17/2005

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Posted Comments:

11-09-2009 03:14

super dork wrote:

defining

some one,i,asking every day from sipiritual angels,
mrs.vjw improving in neat and clean,Life,
all my angels telling,me,every days taking negitive points,with blue movies,
again speaking no more send messeges in my emails,
other wise i,ll give you,orignal punishment,
big BAD Luck for me,my ideal face,( garden 09)doing reverse gear driving,just like circus nude zoo modeling.

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11-08-2009 16:30

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super dork

I like irritating people who think that thier life is so much more important than folowwing trafic laws!

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11-08-2009 11:41

super actor wrote:

defining from 1-4-2003.

some one mrs.vjw,please cheak in your guest book in planetvic my frist messege,my,GOD, has told me,
actor please cover nude body of mrs.vjw,with your words only,
i,m not doing fun aprail fool with you,i know you and your whole playboy and penthose family Laughing at me,inculde your fans,and porn movies actor.

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11-08-2009 11:14

super actor wrote:

defining from heart.

i,m not greedy actor just like some one,both hands in money making mathods,with every time positive and negitive life only,
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one day after death,in grave some one will play all dollars with snakes,every nagitive dollars is snake for mrs.vjw.
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i belive in three life,
1=in this world.
2=after death in grave.
3=after grave in front of GOD,judgment day.
i talking with some one only from heart and mind,
i,m reciving messege every day and night,
dear lovely,some one, please choose neat and clean,life.

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