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Lesson in Life

Mr. Turtle was walking down the road when he spotted a eagle at the tip top of a very tall tree. He shouted, "Good Morning, Mr. Crow."

Mr. Crow shouted back down, "Good Morning Mr. Turtle." Mr. Turtle shouted up, "Whatcha doin' today?" and the answer shouted back down was, "Absolutely nothin' Mr. Turtle - Absolutely nothin' and loving it."

Well, that sounded pretty good to Mr. Turtle, so he shouted back up, "Do you think I could do that too?" Mr. Crow shouted back down, "I don't see why not!" So, Mr. Turtle lay down on the side of the road and began Doing Absolutely Nothing.

In 30 minutes a fox came along and ate him.

The moral of the story is: You can get away with Doing Absolutely Nothing, but only if you are really high up.

This news arrived on: 11/15/2005

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11-08-2009 17:38

REDNECK wrote:

LESSON'S IN LIFE

if i was that eagle would have got P.O'ED for calling me a CROW and flew down and ate that LITTLE [#@%] turtle and let the fox use the shell for A BOWEL to eat ceral.

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11-08-2009 16:21

wrote:

Well, one thing for sure,,,this little JOKE sure messed up the head of "super actor"

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11-08-2009 12:24

wrote:

How does and eagle turn into a crow anyway? Guess his name must have been Mr. Crow.

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11-08-2009 10:26

super actor wrote:

lesson in life with human bodies

i,m in positive life,just like jesus.
i,m not in jungle life,
every time nagetive life,with open wild life,just seven sipiritual law of sx,
between crow and eagle,play games,
i,m not in fox family,
i,m world largest famous family.

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11-08-2009 10:21

Lysle Shields wrote:

lesson in Life

Actually in the top of the tree it was a buzzard named "crow' doing an "eagle" impersonation.
As for the turtle, it was really an opossum, creatures known for playing dead (doing nothing) and the fox was really a wolf with a strong taste for opossum. and after the wolf was done the buzzard finished the clean-up job before a human is an overpowered speeding vehicle could pass over the site.

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