The Children Are Our Future
This is a list of comments from test papers, essays, etc., submitted
to science and health teachers by elementary, junior high, high
school, and college students: It is truly astonishing what weird
science our young scholars can create under the pressures of time and
grades. The spellings are the original ones.
1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
2. To collect fumes
of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
3. When
you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
4.
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure
gin. Hydrogin is water and gin.
5. A super saturated solution is
one that holds more than it can hold.
6. Liter: A nest of young
puppies.
7. Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead
cat.
8. Momentum: What you give a person when they are going
away.
9. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
10. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow
instead of the bull.
11. The pistol of the flower is its only
protection against insects.
12. A fossil is an extinct animal.
The older it is, the more extinct it is.
13. To remove dust from
the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
14. For a nosebleed:
Put the nose much lower that the heart until the heart stops.
15. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops
in your throat.
16. Germinate: To become a naturalized
German.
17. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon.
All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the
moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this
fight.
18. Blood flows down one leg and up the the other.
This news arrived on: 05/27/2008
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i'd like to mark those papers
I wish I had papers like that to mark.
I am not surprised. Back in the late 1960s we had some local college students working in our Post Office and they would often leave their school papers in the swing room for all to admire. Yes, it was wonderfull to see all those "A"s and "100"s until we looked at the contents. My wife & and I agreed that not one of those 'perfect' papers would have garnered a passing grade when we were in the sixth grade decades before.
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Children are our fututure.
Children are our future
This sounds very believable but I would like to know the source of this info.
Children are our future
Ever since 1962 when I saw the documentary, "We'll Bury You" I continue to shudder in amazement about how incredibly stupid and naive the American people have become. The documentary was about the history of the communist movement in America. Nakita Kruschev made this statement. "America will be conquered without a shot being fired or a drop of blood shed. With her liberalism she will destroy herself by crumbling from within like a rotting tooth."
This 'joke' is another example of our 'crumbling'. The future will see our great- grandchildren making toys and trinkets for the Chinese, Japanese, and Germans, while trying to survive on starvation wages. They will not have the necessary skills to compete in today's world.
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