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The Children Are Our Future
1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
2. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
3. When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
4. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is water and gin.
5. A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.
6. Liter: A nest of young puppies.
7. Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat.
8. Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away.
9. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
10. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
11. The pistol of the flower is its only protection against insects.
12. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
13. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
14. For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower that the heart until the heart stops.
15. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.
16. Germinate: To become a naturalized German.
17. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
18. Blood flows down one leg and up the the other.
This news arrived on: 05/27/2008
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Posted Comments:
06-02-2008 07:07
kojo wrote:
i'd like to mark those papers
I wish I had papers like that to mark.
05-30-2008 22:14
Fearfull Ralph wrote:
I am not surprised. Back in the late 1960s we had some local college students working in our Post Office and they would often leave their school papers in the swing room for all to admire. Yes, it was wonderfull to see all those "A"s and "100"s until we looked at the contents. My wife & and I agreed that not one of those 'perfect' papers would have garnered a passing grade when we were in the sixth grade decades before.
05-30-2008 19:12
aarca Max wrote:
jokes
Children are our fututure.
05-30-2008 14:32
Genoman wrote:
Children are our future
This sounds very believable but I would like to know the source of this info.
05-30-2008 12:01
superyouper wrote:
Children are our future
Ever since 1962 when I saw the documentary, "We'll Bury You" I continue to shudder in amazement about how incredibly stupid and naive the American people have become. The documentary was about the history of the communist movement in America. Nakita Kruschev made this statement. "America will be conquered without a shot being fired or a drop of blood shed. With her liberalism she will destroy herself by crumbling from within like a rotting tooth."
This 'joke' is another example of our 'crumbling'. The future will see our great- grandchildren making toys and trinkets for the Chinese, Japanese, and Germans, while trying to survive on starvation wages. They will not have the necessary skills to compete in today's world.
Ever since 1962 when I saw the documentary, "We'll Bury You" I continue to shudder in amazement about how incredibly stupid and naive the American people have become. The documentary was about the history of the communist movement in America. Nakita Kruschev made this statement. "America will be conquered without a shot being fired or a drop of blood shed. With her liberalism she will destroy herself by crumbling from within like a rotting tooth."
This 'joke' is another example of our 'crumbling'. The future will see our great- grandchildren making toys and trinkets for the Chinese, Japanese, and Germans, while trying to survive on starvation wages. They will not have the necessary skills to compete in today's world.
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