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Great Price

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but thought it was worth a shot. So he went to the lady s house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche.

"Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady s house.

"Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?"

"My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."



This news arrived on: 05/12/2008
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Posted Comments:

06-12-2008 19:52
Lisa wrote:



Ok, thats a good way to get back at your husband



05-22-2008 12:27
M.C.Dunn wrote:

Porshe

DRY,DRY,SO SO DRY1!!!



05-17-2008 20:18
GAT wrote:



funny



05-17-2008 18:20
aarca Max wrote:

jokes

I would sell the car for alot less then 500$



05-17-2008 11:57
Gloria wrote:

Great Price

bobyr54, so you've turned it on the wife. O.K., but why would the wife leave her jewellry behind for him to sell for her? Since it's small and light, she would surely take it with her, and since it's worth a fortune, she would see to it that she got it's true value when selling it. No woman would be stupid enough to leave that to her husband.




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