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Start Worrying When...

You consider McDonalds 'real food'.

4.00AM is still early on weekends.

You'd rather clean than study.

Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.

Re-arranging your room is your favorite pastime.

You schedule classes around sleep and TV soaps.

There is less then $4.50 in your bank account at any given time.

The Visa cards are full and the overdraft is up to its limit.

Computer solitaire is more than a game, its a way of life.

You get excited when you find change that someone carelessly left in the drinks machine.

This news arrived on: 09/14/2005

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Posted Comments:

10-18-2009 01:54

Lindy wrote:

Oh, dear. I'm a 65-year-old retiree...and most of those apply to me! (Except that 2 blocks is a long walk for me these days.) I guess I'm in *real* trouble!

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