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Morning Paper

I asked my wife if she had seen this morning's paper. She said, "Yes, I wrapped the garbage in it--just the classified section, though."

I said, "But...but...I haven't seen it yet!"

She replies, "Oh, you didn't miss much. Just some egg shells, coffee grounds and a few orange peels."

This news arrived on: 08/12/2005

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