More Dis-Inspirationals
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- There is no "I" in "teamwork"...But there is in "management kiss-up".
- If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
- The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.
- If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.
- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... they did it by killing all those who oppose them.
- We put the "k" in "kwality".
- 2 days without a human rights violation.
- Your job is STILL better than asking "You want fries with that?".
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