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Bottle of Wine

For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you open a bottle of wine.

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.

"What's in the bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine...got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade."

This news arrived on: 04/05/2005

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10-27-2009 18:03

Pixie wrote:

"Bottle of Wine"

That is one of the funniest things I think I've ever read.

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10-27-2009 13:11

wrote:

O M G The wackooo is back, and Gartar is still SOUR

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10-27-2009 11:33

jehanzeb wrote:

bottle of wines.

special advice for my dad only,my old dad you have lost own sipiritual power,with in seven years with victoria,
please cheak in this joke,your some one using every moment differents kinds of wines,she use,wine as water,bathroom,for every purpose,kitchen,for every purpose include dish washing,for gardening,lawn sprinkler with wine,for modeling,red wine at body shoots,in hospital as kinky doctor,my miser dad,now,you, will waste,own seven million dollars,with in seven days,my old dad your some one is divorced woman,now she will work reverse work only in life,please give me money and take seven hundred new brides,in neat and clean life only.

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10-27-2009 08:43

Gartar wrote:

Repeat.

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10-27-2009 07:16

old is Gold wrote:

bottle of sipiritual water

i,m ill from three months,i have lost total sipiritual powers,i,m demanding again and again only,Holy sipiritual water with name of HOLY BIBLE and HOLY QURAN.MIX of sipiritual water,1+1=11 sipiritual powers.

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