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Excited Father

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: "We had twins!"

The family was so excited they immediately asked, "Who do they look like?"

The father paused, smiled, and said, "Each other!"



This news arrived on: 03/11/2005
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Posted Comments:

11-04-2009 16:14
mab102 wrote:

father blood is positive

some one doll of a,please give me chance in legal love life,with name of GOD,
frist of all twins babies will covers your whole body,because i,m not eat pig meat,my body not efected from swinflu,i,don,t like any type wine,i,don,t like any type sx cola,
your both twins babies love with you till death.and will live,with you in family life,only.



11-04-2009 12:27
wrote:



ITSA FATHER,,,I'M AN 8 POUND TWIN



11-04-2009 12:26
wrote:



old is gold is back under a new alias



11-04-2009 11:29
mab102 wrote:

father and mother

twins baby match face with mother victoria only.



11-04-2009 04:11
wrote:



lol haha good 1




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