Coffee Joke

Jokes / June 05, 2026

A guy walks into Dunkin' Donuts. He says, "Excuse me, miss. How many cups of coffee do you think this thermos will hold?"

She says, "I think it's a seven-cup thermos."

He says, "All right...give me two black, three cream...Read More

The Tractor

Jokes / June 05, 2026

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor

A: 'Where's my tractor?'"

Missing School

Jokes / June 05, 2026

The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Alice deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends. So she waited until her parents had left...Read More

Beethoven's Ninth

Jokes / June 05, 2026

The Boston Symphony was performing Beethoven's Ninth. In the piece, there's a long passage about 20 minutes during which the bass violinists have nothing to do. Rather than sit around the whole time looking stupid, some ...Read More

Vet Cure

Jokes / June 05, 2026

A Veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor.

The doctor asked her all the usual questions: what were the symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc..

Suddenly, she interrupted him: "Hey look, I'm a vet...Read More

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Jokes / June 04, 2026

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