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Signs You're "All Grown-Up Now"

-- You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

-- 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

-- You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

-- You watch the Weather Channel.

-- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

-- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

-- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

-- You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

-- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

-- Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

-- Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

-- You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

-- Dinner and a movie is the whole date, instead of the beginning of one.

-- A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

-- You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

-- 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

-- You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

-- You read this entire list, looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you, but, can't find one to save your life.

This news arrived on: 02/22/2005

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Posted Comments:

10-20-2009 15:54

signs you're all grown up now wrote:

NICE

this is amazing

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10-19-2009 12:13

old was pure gold wrote:

signs you,re not grown up.

some one,you marry and divorce hook up and break up,
in good faith,i,m going any other planet,
planetvictoria not suit me,i,m not intersted any ukarinedate,i was cheaking you only,from seven years,i,m not beggar,i,m already bornly,
multi-millions dollar,man,
good bye foreverly.

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10-19-2009 05:27

M. Roy wrote:

"SignsYou'reAll Grown-uo Now'

This is sooooo old. It's been around and around the email circuit!

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