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How an ATM works...

I rode home with a female coworker about five years ago. I asked her to wait for me while I used the ATM machine. She asked if I trusted "those people."

"People *who*?" I asked?

She said, "The ATM operates by having a person inside the box. Every time you put in your card, he takes it, looks at it, and checks his paper files and folders for your account number. Here he can find your PIN and check the balance. This person then asks you to ENTER your PIN, cross checks it, and if all matches, you can proceed. If not, he keeps your card.

"If you ask for a statement, he types it from his books and you get the printout. If you ask for a withdrawal, he checks the balance and any restrictions, and if all is ok, gives you the amount. He *then* calls all of the other branches and ATMs, tells them how much you've withdrawn, so they can update *their* books.

"Wonder where they find all those little people at??"

This person with her ATM theory might have been misinformed...

This news arrived on: 02/01/2005

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Posted Comments:

10-23-2009 23:01

arcamax wrote:

afm

not a bit funny.

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10-23-2009 13:46

carol wrote:

atm

dumb dumb dumb

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10-23-2009 13:38

Jax wrote:

ATM

Not even remotely amusing.Why is this here?!??

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10-23-2009 11:53

Theresa wrote:

atm little person

Thats funny! Ha ha, I used to think the same thing about the people in the television. When I was little I wondered how they put all those people inside that small box.

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10-23-2009 11:40

wrote:

HAHAHAHAHAHAAh

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