From the ArcaMax Publishing, Jokes Newsletter:
http://www.arcamax.com/news/jokes/s-188517-581636
The bride was anything but a tidy housekeeper. It didn't bother her much until one evening when her husband called from the hall, somewhat dismayed: "Honey, what happened to the dust on this table? I had a phone number written on it."
This news arrived on: 05/01/2007