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What The Job Ad Says; What It Means, Part I

Ground floor opportunity

-Lousy job with a company that will file bankruptcy within a year

Progressive company

- Employees get to wear jeans every other Friday

Team player

-Must deal with dangerously territorial coworkers with rabid personalities

Upbeat personalities

-Must neither threaten us with any kind of lawsuit nor use the drug alcohol rehab benefit within the first year

Word processing skills essential

-There is a crippling case of carpal tunnel syndrome in your future

Public Relations Receptionist, Professional appearance important

-$20 K a year job that requires a $100K year wardrobe

Salary range $24K to $32K

-The salary is $24K

Will train

-Prior conviction of a felony or two, no problem

BA required, MA preferred

-Must be a MA willing to work for a BA salary

Civil service

-This job was filled from the inside six months ago

This news arrived on: 11/11/2004

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