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Lost Wife

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, "You know I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

"Why?" asked the woman

"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere."

This news arrived on: 11/11/2004

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Posted Comments:

11-04-2009 18:20

orignal human body wrote:

Lost wife

my dear lovely woman,and cutest bride,i,m involve in love with you from heart,please stop all sex games with all patients,and in bad fun in movies,
request from whole world,my cute wife dr.victoria has lost in negitive life,with negitive peoples,
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very big attrection for every person,who will change dr.victoria life,for domestic life,in family life,i,ll pay one millions dollars,
this is not joke,
my name is MAB102.

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11-04-2009 16:33

MAB102 wrote:

wife only made for AYU

my dear wife,past russian president Mr.Gerba chof
is enemy of my cute wife,he has sold you in new world,my lovely doll of a,you have taken wrong flight from mascow,in 1989,
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please take new flight from new york to city 042,
city o42 is part of new world,i,m waiting for my lovely doll V only.

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11-04-2009 11:46

mab102 wrote:

wife in mirror ball

my wife victoria not lost,she is playing in mirror,
ball globe game for whole world,
when she will demand help from mab102,when i,ll break whole mirror,i love only beautiful wife,
i,m not intersted any other beautiful woman,

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11-03-2009 23:45

lost wife wrote:

lol!!!..very true...lmao!

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11-02-2009 12:02

wrote:

THAT IS THE MOST ACCURATE ANSWER EVER! IT NEVER FAILS! IT SHOULD BE ADDED AS THE ELEVENTH COMMANDMENT!

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