Your email address is safe with us. View our Privacy policy.
The Funnies:
Get free jokes, comics, and more! See them all on our funnies page
Weather:
Accurate national, regional, and local forecasts on the weather page
Just visited the dentist
Fresh from a visit to the dentist, I decided to stop at my bank.
Barely able to enunciate, I told the teller, "I'm sorry about not
speaking more clearly. I've had Novocaine."
"You should have used the drive-through," she said.
"Why?"
"Everyone who goes through sounds like you," she explained.
Note: Please note that the jokes here are non-copyrighted fun stuff that was found from around the Internet. If by chance we have posted a copyrighted joke without attribution, please contact us to let us know which joke is in question. This way, we can either remove the joke or give proper credit to the author.