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A CEO-type was in the hospital, being treated for a minor deal. For a week he'd made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating all the staff, shouting orders and demanding attention, complaining about the food, the bed, the temperature, the weather. Typical big shot.

One morning a nurse's helper entered the room, saying, "Time to take your temperature, sir."

After growling that she was disturbing his nap, the guy finally opened his mouth for the thermometer.

"Sorry, sir," said the nurse, "but for this test we need your temperature from the other end."

After bitching about the embarrassment and inconvenience, the guy finally rolled over and bared his butt. After the nurse finished, she said, "Stay exactly like that and don't move. I'll be back in five minutes to check up on you."

The nurse left, leaving the door ajar. The guy's back is to the door, and for over an hour, he hears people wandering up and down the hall, laughing. At length the guy's doctor entered the room, saw the guy with his bare butt in the air and gawked. Finally, he asks, "What's going on here?"

The guy barks, "Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

"Not with a daffodil."

This news arrived on: 11/05/2004

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Posted Comments:

10-29-2009 10:52

A mV wrote:

My Rating

On the laughter scale: .5

... Nurses though should be very much appreciated.

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10-28-2009 15:26

wrote:

GOD BLESS OUR NURSES!!!!!!!

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10-28-2009 14:44

arcamax wrote:

joke

A real good one.

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10-28-2009 14:29

75fxe wrote:

daffodil thermometer

This "joke" is a step by step recounting of the '59? British comedy CARRY ON NURSE, in which the final scene was the obstreporous actor, Sir Wilfred Hyde-White having his temperature so taken. This was a hysterical film for its day and the start of a whole range of films. Much like Monty Python meets the Pink Panther.

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10-28-2009 11:46

Dash wrote:

Good One!

Cheers! Really a good one

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